Wizards, Warriors, and Wonders — Classified Ads from other Realities

I have been an avid reader of speculative fiction since I was old enough to turn a page — whether you call it fantasy, science fiction, sword and sorcery, the title doesn’t matter to me. Sometimes don’t you wonder though…what would classified ads look like from those places that exist only in our imagination? There are going to be some serious offers or requests, but there are also going to be the usual number of shysters and spammy adverts, aren’t there? I mean, no matter the dimension, sentient beings are sentient beings…